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by Ashes64
Thu Jan 28, 2016 3:38 pm
Forum: CoC doctrine, theology and crazy experiences.
Topic: Oh, golly
Replies: 20
Views: 5379

Re: Oh, golly

rode to church on snowstorms, white outs and pure ice. That last one was super fun. Managed to cream some poor families' mailbox. But we made it to church! Do you think we get extra brownie points for driving the furthest?
by Ashes64
Mon Sep 14, 2015 8:50 pm
Forum: CoC doctrine, theology and crazy experiences.
Topic: Church Attendance
Replies: 21
Views: 5805

Re: Church Attendance

I came down with 5ths disease on a Sunday afternoon when I was 9 or 10. Best sickness EVER!!!! I couldn't go to church Sunday evening and finally, FINALLY got to see the beginning of "The Wizard of Oz", because you could never get home in time for "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" and...
by Ashes64
Mon Sep 14, 2015 8:29 pm
Forum: CoC doctrine, theology and crazy experiences.
Topic: Water into ... Kool-Aid?
Replies: 14
Views: 4065

Re: Water into ... Kool-Aid?

Of course it was wine. Ever try to get drunk on grape juice? :?
by Ashes64
Tue Sep 01, 2015 4:42 pm
Forum: CoC doctrine, theology and crazy experiences.
Topic: Where's the coC at the County Fair?
Replies: 11
Views: 3600

Re: Where's the coC at the County Fair?

My dad mans the booth at the county fair every year. Several days if not all of them. Of course this is John Clayton's church so it's all false teaching anyway :lol:
by Ashes64
Mon Aug 31, 2015 11:57 am
Forum: CoC doctrine, theology and crazy experiences.
Topic: Church Discipline
Replies: 115
Views: 22572

Re: Church Discipline

OK, so back to the John Clayton thing. You mean the John Clayton that preaches that the city where his home church is was going to be overrun by prostitutes "on every corner" because of the casino being built "right across the street from the church building" John Clayton? Yeah, ...
by Ashes64
Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:12 am
Forum: CoC doctrine, theology and crazy experiences.
Topic: CoC funerals
Replies: 23
Views: 5597

Re: CoC funerals

At my best friend's parents funerals (yes, two, about a year apart) the CoC minister out and out condemned her and her oldest brother to hell. Nice having to go to your mother and father's funerals and hear that. These are the kinds of things that disgust me and I will not tolerate and therefore hav...