I talked my wife into going topless in public

[Cootie Brown]

The temp got up to 80 degrees last week, so I took the top off of my Jeep and me and the Mrs went topless through the neighborhood.

What did you think I meant?

[B.H.]

I hope Mrs cootie doesn't know you are going around sayinc such things.

[Ivy]

Mrs. Cootie would slap you into next week if she knew you said that about her.

[Cootie Brown]

Taking a Jeeps top of is called going topless, taking the doors off too is called going naked. I prefer leaving the doors on so I won’t be going naked.

[Ivy]

Taking a Jeeps top of is called going topless, taking the doors off too is called going naked. I prefer leaving the doors on so I won’t be going naked.

I am sure your neighbors are grateful.

[B.H.]

This thread nade me thing of an old 80's commercial for a radio and record shop up in dallas. A guy would be in a long coat and ask a woman if she wants to see his woofer and tweeter and then open his coat. The lady screams but the open coat shows deals on electric stuff.

[katisha]

Been gone a while and this is the first topic I have opened. Should have known. That's Cootie for you.

[B.H.]

He's an old coot

[Ivy]

He's an old coot

But he's our ole Coot.