Ex-Church of Christ Support Board

Evangelical gigolos....that's exactly what they are. There, I've said it...go ahead, kick me. They build their mansions all over the world, they buy their jets, and they preach their adoring fans waiting at the backstage door their songs of love so soft and low....like one of my sages, Christopher Cross once said:

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You're the minstrel gigolo
Don't you know
You sing your songs of love so soft and low
And they want you more and more

All the young and lonely girls wait for you
There by the backstage door
And they're hoping to
Be the one

And when you start to sing
You will be their everything
And when you start to sing
Every woman will open up her heart
And let you in